Urdu Funny Sms

Larkyon Ka Bas Nahi Chalta Warna Ye Tu Medical Store Pr Bhi Apni Farmaish Shuru Kr Dein . K Bhai Shb . . Ye Goli Kisi Or Colour Mei Dikhana
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There are three types of Mills in Pakistan. 1. Steel Mill 2. Textile Mill 3. Zraa bahir Mill
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Doctor: Mubarak ho! Larka howa hai. 
Mother: Koi nai, bara hokar Facebook pe larki banega !
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Teacher: Pakistan Ki Sub Say Mashoor Cheez Ka Naam Batao.? Papu: Loadshding...-:)

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Teacher: Jo Sawal Poochun Us Ka Jawab Phata'phat Dena.? Teacher: Pakistan K Wazeer-E- Azam Ka Naam Kia He.? Punjabi: Phata'phat..:-)

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BhoLana ChahTy Ho Mujhe To BhooL Jao Ijazat Hy TuMhen, . . . Khushi Hum Ne Dekhi Nhi Or Ghum Ki Mujhe Parwah Nahi..

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Pehle Logon ki Izzat unke Hath me hoti thi.. Aaj kal unke Memory Card me hoti hai

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Apni DP dekhain Phir apni shakal Mirror me dekhain Ab Faisla karein Kya Corruption sirf Syasat Daan kar rahay hain?

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She: Tumhare phone mai Whatsapp kaha se aya? ME: Playstore se She: Likn hmare city mai to aisa koi store nahi hai ME: *Blocked*

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Pathan: Road Par Pishab Kar Raha Tha. 1 AnGraiz Ny Dekha To Pocha: Yahan Police Ni Pakarti. . Pathan: Nahi Khud Pakar K Krna Parta Hai;p
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Is Se Bari Dehshat Gardi Or Kya Ho SaKti Hai? #FARAZ Washrom K Loty Me Koi Mirchen Dal Gya. Dekh Yar.
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Pathan: Hamara Shadi Bohat "DhamakeDar" Hoga. . . Dost: Wo Kaise.?? . . Pathan: Hum Apni Shadi K Din Khudkash "Dhamaka" Kare Ga.-
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1 HINDU road pr Jarha Tha k Pathan Sy Takkar Hogyi. HINDU: Shama Chahta Hu Pathan: Shama Ko Hum Bi Chahte Hy Lkin Uska Baap Nhi Manta
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Pakistan K Sab Say Achay Insan, . . . . . . . . . . Ka SMS Hai Yaar Delete Mat Karna..-;)p - (",)/ Main <))Tera Hero.
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Zindagi Rahi Tu YAd Sub Ko Karta Rahonga Ay DoSto Bhool Jaon Tu Samjh Lena K . . . Ap K Dost Ki Shadi Ho Gayi Hai.
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Doctors after operation and students after Exams have same thing To Say :
. Kuch keh Nhi Sakty Bus Dua karna..
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Mere andar Attitude Bachpan sey he bohat hey,. I Remember jab main paida howa ta tou main ney 2 Saal Tak kisi sey Baat Tak nahi ki ti..
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Dard Hi Dena Tha To kisi Aur Tareqay Se Detey, 'Ae Dost, Sofay Par Sui rakhnay ki kya Zarurat thi.. (,') >> ooeee Amma G..
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