Urdu Funny Sms

A Friend Is Who Advise U To Study Well
. But . . A Best Friend Is 1 Who Stands In Exam-Hall And Says Abe Kitna Lkhega Larkyan Ja Rahi Hein
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BV:Muje smj nhi ata me paise kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun beta chura leta he shohar:Uski Books me chupa do hath b nhi lagaega"
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Barrey Ghoroor Say Us Nay Kaha Bh00l Jawoo Hum Ko Choor do hum ko, Hum Bi Barrey Nayab They ... Muskora Ke kaha :- K0n h0 TuM ...
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Miss; Copy Pr Train Banao Ma 5 Mint Ma Aati Hun, 10 Mint Bad, Miss; Train Dikhao? STUDENT; Ap Late Ho Gai Train 5 Mint Pehly Nikal Gai..
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Teacher:Insan Apne Aap Ko Sb Se Ziada Khofzada Kb Feel Krta Ha? Pappu:Jub Wo Ek Aisy Wash Room Mein Baitha Ho Jis Ki Kundi Na Ho.?
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Exam days be like:
Boys: bhai bs just heading bta agay mein khud karta hun Girls: Awaz mat do jo ratta lagaya wo bhi bhool jaye ga:-)
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Agr koi chahat ki had kr de Mohabat se ap k gaal pe kiss kr de Or Apko karvtein badalne pr majbur kare To yaqinan wo . Machar hi hoga ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Teacher :-
Musibat Key Waqat Hamesha Mushkaratey Rehna Chahiye ... Student :- Sir Is Liye Tou Main Aap ko Dekh Kar Muskarata Hoon ...
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Pakistan mai Chitral se lay kar Sindh tak Alhamdulillah har konay mai 
Doodh ki Nehrain aur Darya beh rahay hain. - Nawaz Shareef
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Agar Saudi Arab ne mujhey 3 din ke andar rihaa nahi kiya tou mai 
Hindustan ko nahi chorunga. - Zaid Hamid
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Three stages of a Pakistani's Life 1) borm 2) beta parh lo parhai k baad zindagi asaan ho jaye gi 3) death
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Agar Bajrangi BhaiJaan Pakistan mein Banayi Jaye !! To Munni Ke Role Ke Liye Mamnoon Hussain Best Rahein Ge :)
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Poora 16 ghantay ka Roza aik taraf Aur Iftaar se pehlay ke 2 mins aik taraf
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3 most innocent faces in the world, 1-"A sleeping baby" 2-"Udhar mangne wala" 3-"Hamare parents k samne bethe hue hamare Dost.."
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Tum Tu Aesy Ignore karty Ho Hum ko, , , , Jaisy Cable ka Channels Mein Hum 'PTV' Hon...!!
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Husband & wife ka zordar jhagra hua, Husband ghussey se: Tumhare jaisi to 100 milaingi.


Wife hanstey huay: Abhi bhi meri jaisi hi Chahiye.
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Orat ki Zindgi "Lmbi" "Hseen" "Hnsti" "Muskurati" Or Tension se Azaad Q hoti hy??
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Agr Aap is Waqt, Aaarrraaam kr rahy thy Ya koi kaaam kr rhy thy.. or Mere Msg ne apko disturb kiya ho to,
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Doctor: Aap Bilkul Meri Teesri Biwi ki Tarha lag rahi Hain, Lerki: Oh really? Kitni Beewiyan Hain Aapki? . . Doctor: 2 ..
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